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Hey Momma!

Welcome to motherhood! It’s beautiful. It’s breathtaking. It’s….exhausting!!!

Ever wish you had a panic button?

Ever wish you could have a panic button when your parenting journey isn’t going as expected? It’s dinner time and you have NO IDEA what you are cooking!!! PANIC BUTTON! The kids are cray cray and you REALLY need a minute. PANIC BUTTON!!! Precious momma, you are not alone.

We all need panic buttons. And although I can’t actually offer you a legit panic button that will magically clean your house, put dinner on the table, sleep train your child or make your kids behave, I do have some resources, tips and words of motherhood solidarity that can help. You can check out those resources below.

What’s for Dinner?
Click HERE for more Inspiration!
HELP! EVERYONE IS SICK!
Click HERE for inspiration!
SELF CARE? WHO ME?
COMING SOON!

No matter your dilemma, remember you are an awesome mommy and your kids will not die, I repeat, your kids will not die if you feed them cereal for dinner!

Patty

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Instagram post 2191962183171328979_4135170908 I only wanted a Ken doll. ⁣
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With all the dolls I possessed named Barbie and Skipper, one would think I’d be happy to simply accessorize. Plastic shoes and shimmering outfits were aplenty. ⁣⁣
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But no Ken. ⁣⁣
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Then, my younger brother opened the most unusual gift on his birthday. ⁣⁣
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The Hawaiian button up shirt and silky board shorts were unmistakable. His plastic smile and blue-green eyes greeted me from across the room. ⁣⁣
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O fortuitous arrival! My Barbies would have a man! ⁣⁣
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Of course- that meant playing with my brother. ⁣⁣
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With two years separating us, I found his company to be tolerable. Similar to an unimpressed cat with an enthusiastic puppy. ⁣⁣
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Could I risk inviting him into my world? Perhaps. Yes. I think we can make this work, I reasoned. ⁣⁣
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So began the integration of worlds. Barbies and GI Joes. My Little Pony and Micro Machines. A society of plastic and metal would gather together- for the delight of both my brother and I- to play. ⁣⁣
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